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Monday, 30 March 2009

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Lahore (Pakistan). The Pakistan government has accepted that these terrorists which are striking all over the world has been trained by them. But their cousin have turned their back on themselves.

In a breaking News, the Pakistan media have cleaned their government of this training act and have started blaming at India and US trained secret agents for all the terrorists attack in Pakistan.

Recently in SWAT Valley, these terrorists trained by India and US entered a treaty with the government that they can train more terrorists which will go and strike everywhere in Pakistan. On chttp://www.thespoof.com/writers/news/story.cfmontacting Indian embassy in Islamabad, the Indian government have denied any involvement in these acts.

Meanwhile The Pakistan based and trained terrorists involved in Liberty Lahore shootout, who were in a hide after attacking the Sri Lankan team, reappeared today at Police Training Center, Manawan Lahore.

The battle between the police and Pakistan based ISI sponsored terrorists is going on at the moment and they have killed about 20 innocent people so far.

The interesting thing is that this police training center at Manawan is hardly 3 kilometers away from the Indo-Pak border and it is talked that these terrorists after attacking the Sri Lankan team were looking for a safe exit which they were unable to find. Obviously India is the safe land even for these terrorist.

It is strongly believed that if some of them caught alive will reveal many startling facts. Hope All of these terrorist are caught alive and handed over to India so that they can be send back to Pakistan for further training.

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