Written by queen mudder
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Topics: Russia, Oil

Saturday, 28 March 2009

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The Russians' Arctic military base will look like Krakatoa on a bad day

Arctic Circle - (Frozen Ass Mess): NATO bigwigs are pissing themselves at the success of their latest covert oil and gas disinformation campaign against the Russians.

This has seen daftass Russian President Dim-Eatery Medvedev pledge to install a massive KGB-style military base slap bang in the middle of the Arctic's most dangerous caldera faultline.

"We've been targeting that Kremlin moron Artur Chilling-Arov," General V Smart of NATO's parasitology Divisiopn chuckled today.

"He calls himself the Russian presidential envoy for international co-operation in the Arctic and Antarctic," Smart continued.

"But he's a tosser. And the entire campaign to convince him of an oil and gas Aladdin's Cave under the Arctic Circle only cost us $25,000!"

The Arctic caldera is predicted to blow within days of the Russial military build-up near the Lomonosov Ridge faultline.

Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin is covered in bedsores.

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