Rome - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): The Vatican's very own Joseph Fritzl-style dungeon was busted today in a dawn raid on the Catacombs.
It resulted in Rome cops arresting a 69 year-old man and his son following a probe into the Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's Italian fan club.
Michele Mongelli was charged with locking up and raping his daughter in the Vatican dungeon for 25 years and 'grooming' his son Giuseppe to aid in the abuse of his sister.
Mongelli's grandchildren had also been roped into the disgusting sex circus after their fetid father received rape orders from his depraved, evil bastard father.
A spokesman for the Ponitifical Orifice for Covering Up Predators said today:
Pope Joe Ratzinger is white as a sheet.