Written by queen mudder

Print this
Topics: IRA

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

image for Irish Taoiseach's revenge for IRA lavatory pictures rumpus
Provos say it was just a wee joke about the smug bastard

Dublin - (Global Piss Process Mess): Irish Teashock Brian Cowen is mulling revenge on the Provos today after enduring public humiliation of having nude pictures of himself 'taking a(n arms) dump' hung in two Dublin art galleries.

Ever the smug bastard following his widely publicised St Patrick's day photo op at the White House with President O'Bama Cowen got the shock of his life this week when the Royal Hibernation Academy mysteriously began exhibiting a portrait of him starkers, clutching only some underpants to hide his puny manhood.

A second picture appeared in the Irish National Gallery showing the fetid politician 'crapping all over the Piss Process' and dumping over an IRA decommissioned arms dump.

A spokesman at London's Irish High Commission said today:


Make queen mudder's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 multiplied by 5?

7 5 2 13

Go to top