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Tuesday, 24 March 2009

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Child Welfare say "piss off"

The small township of Amstetten, Austria, have revealed plans to erect a small statue dedicated to the infamous Joseph Frizl

What the local council, led by Mr. Hans Pedo Pfile, declined to mention was it would be constructed entirely out of used toilet paper, tampons and gum. The bungling councilman then appealed to German Chancellor Angela Merkel for funding after being denied aid by the Austrian government

Mrs. Merkel was all too happy to donate her perioded soggy cotton along with a bundle of grey and ginger pubic hair neatly twined into a ball.

Mr. Pfile insisted that the monument will stand as representation of the civil liberties of the various paedophilic communities around the globe and promote buggery

Child welfare groups were horrified by the decision and legal proceedings have been started

In an interview with Pfile he cackled "Be proud of your obscurity" and at that point he pulled the head off a kitten

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