Panic ensued today in Hollywoodland as rumours that the much vaunted TheSpoof.com magazine section story, 'Below Decks' was reputed to have run aground.
Executive Producer/Director Matt Spielberg was reportedly in 'a blue funk', according to the woman who mops the marble hall of his Hollywoodland mansion, and left home early this morning for a crisis meeting with the writers coalition responsible for turning out the storyline.
A spokesman for the writers attempted to calm the growing tension by stating that:
"We have a couple of writers who are still trying to sober up following Saint Patrick's Day celebrations. Some have phoned in sick. Some are marooned in motorway service stations.
"But there is no need for panic. The story is healthy and thriving. We're on it. Trust me."
When asked who she slept with last night, proposed star of the upcoming production, Keira Knightley, told thespoof.com that she slept alone. In a single bed. With a roof right over her head.
Which leads this reporter to wonder where they go from here.
More as we get it.