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Monday, 23 March 2009

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Longknob daydreaming about his "Garibaldi's" !

Viking Re- Enactor Noel Thomas today caused turmoil in the biscuit world by claiming that he and he alone designed "The Garibaldi Biscuit".

Oh crumbs.....commented a spokesman from Mc Vities, this will reverberate from the biscuit world right through the cake and sweet snack markets.

Lawyers around the world are in crisis as the great mystery of who designed the "Jaffa Cake" has never been resolved. Could Thomas really be "The mysterious shady figure behind the "Jaffa Cake"?

Makers of salty snacks such as "Pretzels" and "Dry roasted peanuts" are rumoured to be alerting their legal departments in case Mr.Thomas or "Thor Longknob" as he likes to be known lays claim to their prized products.

I'm going to take an "Axe" to the lawyers if they dare fight me stated "Longknob" sinisterly over his pint of mild from his local in Horley.

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