Written by Miko
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Topics: intelligence, IQ

Saturday, 21 March 2009

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Some beans

DENSA, a rival to MENSA, for completely thick and stupid people, has been formed by Albert Barnswallow an unemployed dustman from Chatteris Cambridgeshire, England.

'Eres howit'll work' said Albert, gruffly, to local reporter Mandy Grimdyke.

'That MENSA's for-clever-clog-type people right? Well, DENSA'S for not-so-clever-clog people right?'

Members will be tested rigorously and will have to answer questions such as (1) How many beans make five? (2) Spell the word 'RADAR?' (3)A box has two apples in and you take one out, how many left? Those are the difficult ones of course but the test commences with: NAME? ADDRESS? and so on.

I spoke with Mr Barnswallow's father, Albert Snr, who said: 'If he's been up to no good it's nothing to do with his mother and me.. those stolen chickens were'nt nicked they were borrowed from our late butcher!!!' When I explained that I was there to discuss his son Albert's new low IQ club DENSA Albert Snr slammed the door in my face cursing under his breath.

Mandy commented: 'I can see where Albert gets his brains from!'

Mrs Barnswallow was unavailable for comment as she was busy trying to complete a two piece jigsaw puzzle, but having lost the lid was having immense difficulty.

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