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Saturday, 21 March 2009

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Could this be the message?

WASHINGTON, D.C. - My most special source deep within the secrest recesses of U.S Homeland Security gave me the following somber news account.

Today at the White House, President Obama started off with a normal teleprompted speech to his cabinet about how much he loves Iran. Then he closed his eyes and said the following, as best as we can represent it with our alphabet, which is not very well considering the odd, alien tones that wafted from the Obamatorator:

Alla baba uka kaka kaka sobme du bommba summe. todo dsdozo. OOOOOOOOOM. OMMMMMMMM. alha ca babba. Iyah illwyah ivegyah ouyyah hetyah niteduyah tatesyah. Doo bo bamba bomb bomb iran bomb bomb iran boom boomb londaon bomb bomb boom israel . alha baba do ba yo mama doooo oooooooooo aaaaaaaaaam BA!

The CIA is working with the NSA to translate to English. So far, not even American Indians have been able to crack this.

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