The man with the World's largest gonads has been told he can not fly - which has forced him to reschedule his plans.
"These enormous testicles are always giving me grief" said Terry Bloor of Leeds, Great Britain in the UK. "I was planning to fly down to Greece for a holiday but I have been told that I can't fly!"
A spokesman for British Airways denies any restriction has been put on Terry due to his big knackers "We have never heard of him - Terry who? Massive Balls? We can accommodate them!"
On hearing this news we re-interviewed Terry who clarified he had booked no flight at all - he was just unable to fly - like the rest of the human race.
On hearing this news a BA spokesman announced "Just as we expected - a load of Bollocks."
Yes it is.