Written by Atticus Finch
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Friday, 20 March 2009

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"I am NOT an Elephant" - Yes you are!

The World's most ugliest woman has been shot dead by police in China after neighbors in her village claimed she was 'scaring' their children.

Claire Zang Pho Duckworth, 26, suffered from a rare illness which made her repulsive to look at - however she had managed to overcome her disease and indeed had married and had children of her own.

The trouble started however when Claire moved Villages looking for work - her new neighbors, totally unaware that she was a decent, hardworking individual with children, complained to authorities that Claire was "making their kids shit themselves".

Police arrived and shot her as she slept, unarmed, in full view of her family.

"This is just tragic" said one man, who would only be identified as Xam Pam Lam Kam Ham Po III.

Now Claire is dead, "Funny" girl Jo Brand, already the World's fattest woman, has been declared the World's Ugliest one too.

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