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Friday, 20 March 2009

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"I am NOT an Elephant" - Yes you are!

The World's most ugliest man has been shot dead by police in China after neighbors in his village claimed he was 'scaring' their children.

Xi Zang Pho Phi, 26, suffered from a rare illness which made him repulsive to look at - however he had managed to overcome his disease and indeed had married and had children of his own.

The trouble started however when Phi moved Villages looking for work - his new neighbors, totally unaware that Phi was a decent, hardworking individual with children, complained to authorities that Phi was "making their kids shit themselves".

Police arrived and shot Phi as he slept, unarmed, in full view of his family.

"This is just tragic" said one man, who would only be identified as Xam Pam Lam Kam Ham Po.

Now Phi is dead, BBC Radio host Chris Moyles, already the World's fattest man, has been declared the World's Ugliest Man too.

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