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Friday, 20 March 2009

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Ronald Reagan In Happier Times

A picture has emerged apparently showing Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in his former days as a KGB officer, under the covers of a bed, with President Ronald McDonald, I mean Reagan.

The 20-year old photo clearly shows the two men frolicking under the covers of a hotel bed room - the images are said to be "disturbing".

Pete Souza, now President Obama's official photographer, captured the moment when he worked for President Reagan during the political thaw that soon ended the Cold War.

"They were giggling and that" he said "It was a bit weird as Reagan was a lot older. I remember that the bloke with the birth mark on his, Gorbachev, locked himself in the toilet. It's kind of ironic isn't it - like rain on your wedding day?"

Reagan took a stroll around Red Square after the romp - unaware that Souza had taken the pictures, while Putin slipped quietly into the night.

From his home in LA, the ex President said "Fuck me - that's mad that is - I thought I would be well dead by the time those pictures of me and Putin, under the covers, would be released."

Putin also laughed when shown the photographs "Yes that is me - under covers with Mr MacDonald - how is he by the way?"

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