Written by Monkey Woods
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Thursday, 19 March 2009

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Those Austrians love their bunkers!

Austrian Josef Fritzl, who kept his daughter in a cellar for 24 years, and fathered her seven children, has been convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment in a cellar!

Fritzl, 73, was found guilty of all charges against him, including rape, incest, murder and enslavement.

He showed no obvious emotion at the verdict, telling the court that he accepted it, welcomed it and was looking forward to it.

The nutcase grandad said he was eager to get back to familiar surroundings, and glad to be rid of his ugly wife, who, it's been said' can turn men to stone with her gaze.

Fritzl was then taken down to his cellar where he was this evening seen tucking into his favourite meal of schnitzel, potatoes, parsley and butter, along with a flagon of wine.

Those Austrians sure do love their dungeons!

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