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Wednesday, 18 March 2009

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Richardson is in a private room and wouldn't be seen dead in a NHS morgue like this one

New York - (Off-the-Piste Mess): Determined not to have their top client jocked off the world tabloid headlines at the crescendo of her short, self-publicising life Jade Goody's bankers have told Natasha Richardson's family to 'stop hogging the limelight' by her bedside in the Lenox Hill hospital in New York.

The 45 year-old actress's Canadian skiing accident has left her in a critical, life-threatening condition.

Numerous members of her family are at her bedside including her sons Michael, 13, and Daniel, 12, husband Liam Neeson and countless members of the Redgrave family.

Rogue Bank of Snotland sources criticised the gathering saying that Goody's chances of making a few extra bucks 'at this crucial time before her demise' are threatened by Richardson's selfishness.

Max Clifford is 69.

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