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Wednesday, 18 March 2009

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They'll Be Dancin.' They Will. Trust Me.

President Obama responded to a question thrown at him today by a Greenpeace activist:

"What are the President's views on global warming?"

President Obama cleared his throat. before announcing:

"Whoah Mercy Mercy Me. Whoah, things ain't quite like they used to be. What about this overcrowded planet? How much more abuse from man can she stand?"

At which point, President Obama treated the audience to a twirl, which was almost a pirouette. Before adding:

"Whoah oh, Oh mercy mercy me. Fish filled with mercury. Animals and birds who live next door are dying."

"Fair enough," said the Greenpeace activist. "Just wanted to know what your stance on the subject was."

At which point the President did that classic Temps move where they half bend down and then suddenly snap back upright, clicking their fingers while they're at it.

"Calling out around the world," he said. "Are you ready for a brand new beat? Because summer's coming and the time is right, for dancing in the street..."

More Motown related tomfoolery as we get it.

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