Written by Fergus McCarthy
Print this
Topics: Eurovision

Sunday, 10 May 2009

image for Saint Brigid's Well

The Irish council of Saints and Eurovision winners issued a statement today in an attempt to address public concerns about the health of Ireland's Cinderella Saint, St Brigid.

St Brigid has been one of Ireland's most successful Saints to date so far, with everything from roads, wells and crucifixes named in her honour all over the island of Ireland but has never quite managed to achieve the same level of worldwide fame and popularity that fellow countryman St Patrick has enjoyed through the centuries.

Fr Anthony Maher, the councils top medium speaking on Joe Duffy's "Liveline" radio programme on RTE1 assured worried St Brigid fans that all was well.

"Saint Brigids well. I spoke to her late last night and she seemed in great form, she say's she's looking forward to the next feast day and promises all her fans that this one will be the best one yet.

So just keep putting the money in the basket, make like a flock and stop asking stupid questions."

Make Fergus McCarthy's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 multiplied by 4?

1 16 17 19
39 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more