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Friday, 13 March 2009

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George W Bush's 2 brain cellars

After decades of seeing its soldiers die in Iraq, and wasting billions of dollars trying to make some sort of peace for that part of the world, America finally lost its patience with Iraq and made the worst sort of insult a Christian nation can do towards another country - it threw George W Bush at it.

Shock waves spread throughout the Middle East and the Muslim world at the insult, and many Americans feared that this would lead to thousands of Asians ignoring health regulations in corner shops across the States in revenge.

But Mr Bush himself was unconcerned at the fuss, saying: 'My fellow Iraqarians, the time has come for peace, a piece of Condi's ass, hehe. So here I ain't, and I'm gonna look for them weapons of moss distribulation', and added 'That's the kind of look that only an Iraqi mother can give to an alcoholic chimpanzee' to a passing camel.

Some Muslims are calling for jihad against the USA for the insult, and one, Osama Fake Demon, said: 'I call for the worst possible reprisals against the Great Satanic Verses of America, I call for no less than Muslims across the world to tie their shoe laces backwards to frontwards in revengialism againsting America. Eek! My boss George Bush's insane speechialistics are beginning to take hold of me, wish his boss Dick Cheney would visit again, not spoken to him for at least a couple of months.'

'Gonna have to pretend to be dead again, to avoid seeing George here. But I also call for devouted Muslimists across the worlds to attack Americas with shoes, socks, toenail clippings, and even Jimmy Carters, to avenge this dreadful and shockling act of temmerrorism.'

Former President Bush may have hoped that he had retired, and would not be used again in what one analyst called 'poking fun at the world's most moronic and dumb leader in a thousand years of history', and another termed 'a cretin with as much brain power as a pea that's been run over by a ten-ton truck'.

But the ex-President himself had the final word on being sent to Iraq. 'I have the final words, the final word on this historic and peaceful insult towards Iraqia, and here it is - supermacafragalimistickicalexpiallymacbeallyadociousityismlististicness. Bye!', and was seen wandering off towards the Lone Starbucks bar in Basra to try and find Hillary Clinton.

But Mrs Clinton had taken a wrong turn in Israel, and ended up in Sarajevo.

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