Muntazer al-Zapatos, the Iraqi- Spanish reporter and part time shoemaker who launched his own footwear at the face of US worst President ever and 2nd generation scourge of the Iraqi people has received a cruel and unusual punishment.
The amazin Ma-Z as the vast majority of the Arab world, all of Europe and 73% of Americans know him will be flown on a rendition to Texas to serve as GWB's shoeshine boy for three years or the mental maturity of the former Decider in Chief.
Ma-Z has asked for clemency and requested the death penalty from the Iraqi courts but a secret CIA cohort had already kidnapped the skillful southpaw and were in the process of shipping him to the Texas Rangers spring training camp. Bush apparently has reinvested in the team he once brought to the brink of bankruptcy in a prefigurement of the eight years of devastation he wreaked upon the US economy.
Come opening day Ma-Z will be on the mound, Bush will be in the owner's box but few Americans will be able to afford a seat. Texas will have its own Arlington cemetery, according to advance ticket sales reps.