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Thursday, 12 March 2009

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One nation under the Amero!

WASHINGTON DC - UPDATE1 A reliable source inside the Federal Reserve revised his report today that the Amero will be rolled out on April 1. The new date is April 20, Hitler's birthday date. It will be replacing the Dollar, the Peso, and the Canadian Dollar.

Exchange rates will be one Amero for a Peso, a US Dollar, or a Canadian Dollar.

This is expected to be a big boost to the Mexican economy and should result in increased exports for the United States and Canada as a result. All debts will be also converted to the Amero at the same rate.

Some demonstrations are anticipated, but the measure is sure to be greeted with cries of "Peace and Security".

Get your Pesos now!

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