Cairo - (Aswan Damn, Damn, Damn! Mess): Respect Party MP and UK reality tv eyesore George Galloway is livid after his Gaza-bound convoy was stoned outside the Great Pyramid Scheme of Geeza today.
The party was said to be carrying a(c)id worth £1 million in today's values to the Palestinian State's narcotic-deprived markets, currently experiencing a nasty marijuana drought.
Last year Mossad sources accused the maverick old soak and MP for Bethnal Green of smuggling 'bombs' - ok, ok... possibly bongs - to the beleagured Gaza Strip.
The Israeli government then blitzed the area to smithereens follwoing the discovery of subterranean tunnels laden with premium grade crack, e-Tabs, angel dust and anal nightrate (sic).
Tzipi Livni is an evil smack-head.