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Monday, 9 March 2009

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Galloway likes a bit of a toke on holiday

Cairo - (Aswan Damn, Damn, Damn! Mess): Respect Party MP and UK reality tv eyesore George Galloway is livid after his Gaza-bound convoy was stoned outside the Great Pyramid Scheme of Geeza today.

The party was said to be carrying a(c)id worth £1 million in today's values to the Palestinian State's narcotic-deprived markets, currently experiencing a nasty marijuana drought.

Last year Mossad sources accused the maverick old soak and MP for Bethnal Green of smuggling 'bombs' - ok, ok... possibly bongs - to the beleagured Gaza Strip.

The Israeli government then blitzed the area to smithereens follwoing the discovery of subterranean tunnels laden with premium grade crack, e-Tabs, angel dust and anal nightrate (sic).

Tzipi Livni is an evil smack-head.

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