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Monday, 9 March 2009

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Don't eat the beans people of Venezoolia!

South America - Venezoolian President Ugo Chevy reacted to Mr. Satan who mouthed off pretty bad. Mr. Satan, of Columbia, said he just might invade Venezoolia to look for Farcs.

"We know how they drop cans of beans and then send in dogs to find the people that are farting," said Chevy. "People: don't eat the beans!"

"If they do invade, we will release natural gas all over Columbia and their dogs will go crazy smelling it. The Farcs will run wild and eat all the beans they are using to trick us with. They will fart all over the place. I hope Mr. Satan eats a lot of aspartame! I hope Mr. Satan has fluoride in hiss water! I hope he.."

The program featuring Mr. Chevy continued for an hour.

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