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Topics: Money, Dollar, Amero

Sunday, 8 March 2009

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Obsolete currency next month

WASHINGTON - A source reported that Amero will be cast out on April 1. It will replace dollar, peso and Canadian dollar. Exchange rates will be one Amero for peso, dollar or Canadian dollar.

It is expected to be great stimulus to the economy of Mexico and should lead to increased exports to United States and Canada as result. All debts will be listed on Amero at same rate.

Some demonstrations are expected, but event will no doubt be greeted with shouts "Peace and security".

Get your pesos now! Or, perhaps, Akme?

Type setter:

Classified above top secret. Embargo to April 1, 2009. Hide with RSS feeds. Even if everyone knows about it, we walk together with the bankers.

Amero tags will be removed from all news to implementation. More pesos will be removed. This will be "big surprise" (ha ha) when it rolls.

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