Reuters - Mastermind Dr. Evil startled the world community yesterday by revealing that he is behind the global trend to install gigantic wind turbines which he claims to have personal control over.
In a video taped press release from his lair deep inside Mount Wobbly, Evil spoke with his henchman Al Gore at his side.
"Wind turbines were not intended to harness the power of nature to provide a renewable source of energy and combat global warming as Al Gore has led you to believe."
"Foolish tree-huggers, you have been helpless minions in my conspiracy to bring the world to its knees, achieve worldwide domination and take over as celebrity host on Deal or No Deal"
Evil is threatening to "Synchronize all wind turbines to be orientated west from my command centre in Mount Wobbly and power them all in reverse causing global rotation to stop and life on this planet to end."
"One side of earth will bake in constant sunshine and the oceans will boil while the other side of the planet will freeze in eternal darkness and winter."
Barack Obama has asked comedian Mike Myers, to step forward and intervene in the crisis.
Myers has answered the president's call to action and is franticly searching for a "hot babe and some sight gags" to take our attention off of the plot.