An emergency has been declared due to a total outage of nuggets in a Frolidian franchised outlet of DuckDonalds.
Sonya Joke, from the swamp area of Frolida said "This is a much greater problem than getting hot coffee over your interesting bits, and that old woman got over 2 million dollars. She didn't even get in the news until after the court case, but I'm bringing you advance notice of the court case - I mean, I ask you, what's worse - an old woman with a hot pussy or a young woman with no nuggets".
Police arriving at the scene photographed the missing nuggets, and declared the shop a disaster zone.The manager, while on his way for a Duckrap said "I have felt it was a disaster for a long time, and now we have proof."
Miss Joke went on to say "I like something thick and creamy in my muffin", but before she could finish her sentence, the world renowned lawyer brothers, Mason and Fred Perry, had agreed to defend DuckDonalds, saying "There is no chance of this appeal going anywhere, because the nugget shortage, due to the recipe calling for melamine, aspartame, and MSG, all of which were stuck on a Chinese junk, makes Duckdonald's totally irresponsible."
We contacted DuckDonalds for their opinion, and all they would say was "Duck off!"