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Monday, 2 March 2009

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The Face of the New America: Looking for "Change", Food,& Shelter in the Obama Era!

Everywhere, USA/ National Housing & Realtor News/ Trend Section - It is now official: the US is in a depression, and a class struggle to secure basic shelter and a minimum of sustenance has supplanted the quest for upward mobility among the nation's Boomer Generation.

Isolated reports filtering in from Ft. Myers, Fl, San Francisco,Ca, Charleston, SC, and as far as Seattle ,Wa are all indicating that bloody warfare has broken out as the unemployed middle class is fighting for its life as they try to stake out minimal shelter under the nation's bridges.

Formerly the home of the nation's "other" homeless, the disenfranchised, the damaged vets, the hopeless alcoholics and druggies, the nation's bridges, primarily in the sun belt, have become the battleground for a primal turf war of simple survival.

Bankrupt car salesmen, Realtors, investment counselors, furniture store managers, contractors, and even Home Depot "advisors" have taken up arms to drive "the others" out, in order to seek security for their families.

Meanwhile, their former neighborhoods have become battle grounds for rival drug lords and the habitual unemployed, now enfranchised under the latest Obama Mandate of urban redistribution, and equality .

So far, a small segment of the population has not been adversely affected. That includes Citizens in Waste Management, Medical Professionals, Liquor Store owners, law enforcement, escort services, and tax collectors that seem immune. Lottery sales are up, but since most schools are closed, except for Harvard , Berkley, and the University of Chicago, the money won't be going to education.

The refugees do have one thing in common, they all speak English, as the 20 Million or so illegal aliens living here pre Obama left when benefits ran out, although Congress is taking steps to restore them as soon as they can control the civil unrest.

CNBC, the last TV station standing, due to Government Mandate, has not released any of the graphic pictures of the Nation's dire state of emergency, but they are covering live, Obama's now regular "Wednesday Night Happy Hour", which become a weekly event for the Obamas' to showcase their family values, and provide additional "face time" and adulation, now an addiction, for the calculating President.

This week's entertainment includes Barbara Streissand, and Sean Penn's special guest, Hugo Chavez, who is here on a trade mission to discuss the resumption of the now legal drug trade with the administration as soon as the dollar can be stabilized. Cocktails, and full buffet will be served.

Obama's Press Secretary announced today that plans for the construction of a new Urban Czar Central Command Center would commence as soon as they prepared the site at Arlington National Cemetery, and disposed of America's Last Remaining Heroes.

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