Written by Farida Benamar
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Monday, 2 March 2009

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A man in the Algerian city of Oran has said he wants to buy the English girl Jade Goody and he has offered to pay two camels in compensation to her new husband Jack Twede.

Mr Tweed is a felon and has agreed the price.

Kazim Haddad who is a rich man in that port said on Monday that he had seen Jade on the television and liked women with no hair who have 'spirit'.

Miss Goody is the lady who was on the Big Brother show and seen all over the world for her disgusting and disgraceful racist actions against Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty.

The camels are very prized possessions in Algeria which means it is a lot of money to pay for this slut.

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