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Saturday, 28 February 2009

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California - The embattled Octumom is in the news again admitting that she has run out of ideas on what to name her new children. "I'm stumped. My six other children are all named Bob so this is really confusing."

"I thought if I called them all Bob it would make it easier to call them all for supper."

"Then I thought I would call them Bob One, Bob Two, Bob Three and so on for the first six children and restart again for the eight new ones."

"Counselors told me this would lead to confusion for Bob One to Six and Bob number Seven and Eight would always feel left out."

"This is not as easy as you may think.""

"I never went into this expecting people to give me names for my children but I am at my wit's end."

"These children need proper names that I am not prepared to give them."

"What did Santa call his reindeer?"

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