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Friday, 27 February 2009

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This Alien Survived The Bush Years Just Fine Because He Wasn't Here.

In this years revised version of the reality series 'Survivor', the new format depicts nations and how they have fared through world changing events.

The theme of the first season is 'Survivor- the Bush Legacy' showing how individual nations have held up during the last American administration. The big winner was Bhutan, a tiny Himalayan country that is virtually shut off from contact with the rest of the world and thereby has had little influence on its internal affairs. Iraq, as could be guessed, came out the big loser. The U.S.A. itself came in not far above Iraq.

In the series, all nations compete for sheer survival. Interestingly enough, those having the least to do with Bush seem to have done the best. Iraq lost out early in the game due the the war and internal strife there.

Close to the bottom of the list was Afghanistan, which appears to be dragging itself screaming and hollering back to the stone age. Pakistan also turns in a low level since it seems to be waging a jihad on itself. England, jumping in to help us in the wars in the Middle East colonies that they helped to create, grew politically chaotic as many wanted to abandon the cause.

The USA came in low on the scale due to its relevant loss of freedoms, upturned economy, loss of international standing and increasing poverty. Putin, who is everything Bush would be if he were cunning, increased his countries standing through sheer connivery and sharkiness.

Venezuela, famous for avoiding Bush like he was a leech, ranked high, though of course this was partly due to having tremendous oil reserves, not to having a tremendous nutcase running it. Being standoffish didn't help out North Korea, which seems to have all the self survival instincts of a suicide bomber.

Some countries seem to be determined to stay at the bottom of the list. Mexico, our southern neighbor, has half of her population living in California while the other half is on the border trying to pass them drugs. Burma is so busy screwing itself that it didn't need Bush to help them. Georgia, trying to come out on the world stage like a débutante, got screwed by its old boyfriend Russia.

Other countries near the top that are doing well are Canada, our closest neighbor who survived by pretending they didn't know us, Andorra which is so small that nobody knows where it is and therefore doesn't mess with, Dubai which said to itself 'Screw this religious crap, lets party!' and Antartica which doesn't have an economy to go belly up or any people to exterminate.

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