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Thursday, 26 February 2009

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The in flight film was Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

Turkish AirHashish has been flying daily delivery runs to Amsterdam for years now. TAH spokesperson, Haile Aza Kyte said that the Lowlands of Europe were one of their highest customers:

"Every day we flew without incident and with great profit from the poppy fields of Turkey to Amsterdam's Nether region. Our very experienced crew has no recollection of the flight, the crash or most of the last ten years of their lives."

Meteorologists with the Netherlands Weather Observatory and Smoking Parlor believe that an especially heavy bank of smoke, er, clouds may have obscured the view of the pilot of TAH flight MJ: "We are not sure if the heavy fog was in the cockpit or rising above the frequently smoke-filled metropolis but the one thing we are sure of is that this cockpit crew went down happy."

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