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Saturday, 21 February 2009

Crazy one-eyed hook-handed fire-breathing Muslim cleric Abu Hamza has got a new job as an airline pilot, thanks to a Woolwich Job-Centre.

There, Manager Barry Clueless said "Hamza cannot be refused a job under disability or race discrimination or equal oportunities laws, and was therefore put forward for the job as a trainee pilot".

The fact that the mad mullah supports Al-Quaeda and runs a website advertising "Martyrdom made Easy" apparently cannot be taken into account in his job application.

"Kill the Western infidels" said Hamza as he stepped into a specially-adapted training aircraft with nervous-looking flight instructor Manny Goldberg-Cohen.

The "preacher of hate" will have all his training costs paid for by the taxpayer and is still eligible for UK benefits, but will have to pay for any bomb-making equipment himself.

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