Chavez of Venezuela, Amadinejad of Iran and now Assad of Syria are all lining up for a tete a tete with America's first black and blue president.
Obama, who has become so lonely since no Republican will give him the time of day from their diamond studded gold rolexes, seems to be preparing for the proffered dialogues from the dictators.
Observers predict that even a good old fashion brawl will put the US President in good standing since his predecessor did not even know the wherabouts of South America or the Middle East. Bush Library spokesperson, Ari Foreflusher denied the scurrilous charges that W was geographically challenged:
"I will defend to my death the fact that George W Bush always knew his ass from his elbow!" Obama replied that his hope was to avoid the Bush tendency to put the one into the other.