Bangkok, Thailand/ Botox News - Newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton was more than pleased with her recent official trip to Asia, as it afforded her the opportunity to pop over to Thailand for a complete, cheap, cosmetic makeover paid for by Medicaid.
The butt heavy arbitrator of world policy on behalf of US "savior" Barry O'Bama, saw the opportunity to reinvent herself in order to keep up with House Power House Nancy Pelosi, who spends 4 hours in makeup before TV appearances ripping the GOP for being "out of touch with reality!"
Clinton, citing American Cosmetic Surgery as being financially "out of reach" for most politicians, said her plan for a complete overhaul was paid for as part of a research grant earmarked in the recent Stimulus Package by Senator Diane Feinstein, D, Ca, and endorsed by Congresswoman Maxine Waters, D,Ca to enable Female Democrats to become "more appealing" to taxpayers.
A spokesman for the luxurious spa in downtown Bangkok said the former first lady had booked a 10 day "Hot Milf" package, that would start at her toes and work up her body for a complete transformation.
In addition to lyposuction from her ankles to her ass, 4 gallons of Bo Tox and 2 lbs of silicone jell had been ordered in especially for Ms. Clinton.
An aide to the Secretary of State said that upon completion of the treatments Mdm. Clinton would be appearing on the next Victoria Secret catalogue cover in order to compete with Michelle Obama's recent cover shot on Vogue.
A recent Government Accounting Office finding indicated that Madam Pelosi had just ordered additional fuel tanks for her private B-52 to enable it to fly to Thailand non stop, depending on the outcome of Clinton's transformation.
The House Speaker, looking more and more like Joan Rivers, tried to smile, with little success, as she announced she would be the next guest host on Saturday Night Live and appear in a skit mocking Clinton's body shape while singing "I left my ass in Bangkok" in a moving duet with 89 year old Tony Bennett of "San Francisco" fame.