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Topics: Iran, missile, Satellites

Friday, 13 February 2009

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Russia is monitoring the wreckage of two communications satellites that collided in space above Siberia. NASA says neither the earth nor the International Space Station are at risk from the debris of the Russian and American satellites. But what caused the accident and who's to blame?

Iran's President Ahmadinejad claims they did it.

"The Russian one was by mistake, Mohammed got carried away. We will pay them back with oil money."

"But let that be a lesson to the United States and others that they better not touch our nuclear arsenal......for electricity!!"

"We can drop them like Cheney drops ducks or skeets any time we choose. PULL!! ( hee hee)

The accident or shootings occurred on Tuesday, creating a massive explosion with much debris scattering through space. It has become the first-ever collision or simultaneous shootings involving two orbiting satellites.

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