The Hague, Netherland - (Double Dutch Rant Mess): Banned Dutch Islamophobe wingnut MP Geert Wilders has black roots according to top media sources.
Wilders, 69, has been photographed from every conceivable angle and has clearly not retouched his bouffant peroxide locks for many weeks.
"What a slippery little slut," is how one ethnicity expert described the maveric nutter this morning.
"As for his mean-looking bloated porcine face it reminds me of a constipated Vietnamese Pot-Bellied pig," the commentator added as Wilders' arrival at Heathrow Airport was met with a Special Branch welcoming committee armed with tasers, handcuffs and pepper spray.
The politician was to have had a private dinner with Prince Harry and the Duke of Edinburgh tonight but both 'royals' are away on compulsory ethnicity training courses following a foul-mouthed racism pandemic in Buckingham Palace.
Camilla once shagged Robert Mugabe.