Written by MonkeyInTheBath
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Topics: Racism, Canada, Vets

Thursday, 12 February 2009

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"Goddamn moose limbs"

Edmonton, Alberta. After a particularly busy winter amputating the legs of stray moose, veterinarian Dr John Biggott made a phone call to his colleague. Little did he know the phone call was being taped by the CIA.

Dr Biggott is recorded as saying, "What am I going to do with all these goddamn moose limbs?", to which his colleague told him to calm down and not do anything rash.

"Should I burn them?" he continued. His colleague warned that he could be arrested for this.

"But they're only moose limbs," he replied. At this his colleague called him a racist and hung up.

"What?" said Dr Biggott before the phone line went dead.

Dr Biggott is now in custody.

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