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Tuesday, 10 February 2009

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The highly prized liver will be protected, israelis vow

In the midst of Israeli attacks on the tunnels of Gaza, some news sources close to the Israeli armed forces said that there are plans already in place to attack NYC's Lincoln and Midtown tunnels and England's chunnel.

Israeli military expert, Gimme Mai Chickenliva, explained the origin of the plans: "Most of the best kosher foods in the NY metropolitan area are made in NY and is shipped daily to the Jewish populations in New Jersey. Let's face it, it's cheaper that way! The same could be said of Parisian foie gras...Don't tell anybody but that goose liver makes the standard chicken's organ seem like an accordion. We are prepared to cut off the kosher supplies to the outlying areas of New Jersey and Jersey... if ever the time comes..."

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