Could a simple miscommunication have led to the most severe bush fires in Australian history?
With the death toll of hundreds rising rapidly it seemed that god had chosen to forsake the people of Australia, for what is still unclear. That is until today, when pressed by journalists he finally admitted that he made a terrible mistake.
It seems that after having been inundated with prayers asking for him to burn Bush he failed to look into the finer detail and with a lazy flick of the wrist cost hundreds their lives.
This is thought to be the highest profile clerical error since billions of people around the world prayed for Africans to receive aid.