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Topics: India, Pregnancy

Sunday, 8 February 2009

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Some of clinic "Volenteers"

After still another 60-year-old woman in the Western Canadian city of Calgary had given birth to twins after going to India for fertility treatments, the Canadian Broadcasting Corp reported on its website on Wednesday that the clinic is being investigated.

It turns out that the "fertility treatments" that the clinic provides is made up of volunteers from four or five races and the clients pick out a dozen guys to have sex with over a two week period of time.

"It is not a clinic at all", stated a police officer. "Although it usually works after all the sex..up to 150 times."

The report said the twins, both boys, one Indian and one Chinese were seven weeks prematurely delivered by caesarean section. Though one is breathing with the help of special equipment, doctors said the twins are doing well but will be kept in hospital until they gain weight and both can breathe on their own.

Meanwhile the "Clinic" has been closed down.

The woman would not give her name but a neighbor said she had been taking these trips five or six times a year.

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