Written by Stumped1
Print this

Saturday, 7 February 2009

"What happens in Washington stays in Washington" Barack Obama screeched when groups of American workers stampeded Capital Hill.

Former President Bush received a stimulus check in the amount of 2.9 billion dollars. Apparently, he has lost several millions of dollars in oil profits and may have to lay off workers and close down oil rigs to secure his brewing facility.

Barack assured George he would never allow this to happen and gave him the gateway to the Treasury Department. Barack also stated to Bush that he needed to move to California because the marijuana growers aren't producing enough marijuana to supply his cabinet or himself.

Bush made the comment that he thought that would be a good placement for Bill Clinton. The Armed Forces controlled the angry mob while Barack turned his back and walked away.

Make Stumped1's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 plus 3?

5 11 8 7
30 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more