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Saturday, 7 February 2009

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EU named google earth's prick of the year

Google Earth has enabled many onlookers to get googlely eyed about the earth. Giles Cocknbull used Google earth to watch his girlfriend Hortensia mow the lawn of her neighbor, Bull Meacham. Virtual hikes of the Grand canyon, make believe climbs of Everest and fantasy Paris sewer explorations have all been made possible by the amazing GE!

This week a student group of middle schoolers from Margie Thatcher School for the Economically Advantaged and Emotionally Unintelligent were set free to explore the new software. While aerial shots of the European Union appeared on the classroom smartboard a bright lad from a prosperous home where he'd never been exposed to empathy made an amazing discovery. Little Tory Victorian squealed:

"The EU looks like a big dilly!"

Before long the class erupted into a cacophonous gaggle of Dick! Cock! Worm! Willie! until it sounded like a tourettes convention or both Houses of Parliament.

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