Written by MonkeyInTheBath
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Friday, 6 February 2009

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Global terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden has released a new video, in which he moans about the West again. "We should return to a simpler and more peaceful time and live the lifestyle that the prophet Mohammed led in the 7th century," he said, carrying an AK-47.

Bin Laden has not released a video for some years, and his comeback is already being compared to Britney Spears' amazing comeback after she famously shaved her head.

No publicist for Mr Bin Laden was available for comment, but it is thought he is aiming for the top 50 most watched chart on Youtube.

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