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Thursday, 5 February 2009

image for Jesus would understand the recession says Tony Blair
Line my pockets, I'm doing the Lord's Work!

Yale University, New Haven, Ct - (30 Pieces of Silver Mess): "And what's more He'd absolutely insist intellectual giants such as, er, myself! - employed as $5 million per annum JP Morgan Bank consultants - get their government-sponsored bail out bonues."

Blair, 69, was addressing a Washington National Prayer Breakfast after frantic phone calls to Barack Obama about culling banker bonuses went unanswered.

The ex-UK Primer Monster recently described himself as a man of immense faith - a charge that Interpol's Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency publicly interpreted as a dogged belief in being able to get away with it.

His 10 year reign of terror in the UK and elsewhere saw him amass a huge offshore taxhaven fortune after siphoning off 1% of all Saddam Hussain's UN Oil-for-Fraud transactions.

Cherie Blair is Margaret Thatcher's daughter by KGB/Mossad turncoat Robert Maxwell RIP.

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