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Tuesday, 3 February 2009

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The Entire U.S. Population has confessed to being potheads

Recently, the world has watched the arrest of the Presidential Bro for possession of marijuana, admired the bong from which Olympic champion Michael Phelps smoked. But a much more wide-reaching wave of of indifference has spread out from these events.

On a daytime television show aimed at empowered women, Whoopi Goldberg and fellow hostesses announced that smoking pot is great for keeping up your appetite. After this announcement, the ladies took a few moments to parade around the stage and display the sometimes wiggly, sometimes jiggly effects of a healthy appetite.

Outside, on the streets, the general public stood up as one and proclaimed from coast to coast, "Damn right I inhaled!"

The World Witch Craft Federation (WWCF) has announced that as soon as the population of the country is ready to party, they have millions of hunter-gatherers poised to handle all of their quality smoking requirements.

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