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Tuesday, 3 February 2009

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Nicolas Sarkozy's before revealing his stimulus package that did not measure up to other members

Reuters (Davos, Switzeland - February 3, 2009) World leaders recently compared the sizes of their 'stimulus packages' at the world economic forum in Davos.

President Barack Obama yesterday revealed his 'massive stimulus package' before a shocked audience.

An emotional Senator John Holmes III commented that size was everything when it came to simulus packages. He said "It makes me proud that Americans finally have a president with a stimulus package that Bill Clinton could only dream of".

Compared to President Obama, Chinese Premier Wen's package looked unimpressive and unlikely to satisfy.

Nicolas Sarkozy of France boasted about his package, but when finally revealed, most commentators agreed that it was nothing to brag about. President Sarkozy was quoted to have said that it "(h)ad fitted (h)is model very well and she ad never complained".

No response was obtained from Carla Bruni.

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