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Sunday, 1 February 2009

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Kiss My Lips and Pinch My Ass...Wow, I Really Am the PRESIDENT!

Washington, DC/ Sewerege Treatment News - Resistance is starting to build against President O'Bama's wrong headed commitment of pushing the Nation into unprecedented massive debt with pork barrel spending, even amongst leading Democrats.

Democrat Senators Ken Conrad,(D,ND) head of the banking committee, and Senator Ben Nelson, (D,NE), are starting to question "The White Knight in Dark Clothing."

Both Senators raised issues on some of the Pork laden bailout, singling out $650M for new cars for government employees and $150M for "Honey Bee" insurance, while not discussing $5B for community action group ACORN, the President's personal ATM and Voting machine.

"Honey Bee Insurance", The Spoof has learned, is a Party code name for setting aside funds for Paternity Suits incurred by Democrat Politicians due to their propensity to try and pollinate any pretty flower, or intern, that crosses their path. A host of leading DEMS have had their pistil caught up in various Venus Fly Trap scandals in the past few years, much to the chagrin of A- Sexual Dems like Harry Reid who aides say uses Viagra solely to keep his head up during boring Power meetings with Nancy Pelosi who doctors say is suffering from "penis envy" since Hillary Clinton is back in power.

The anointment of O'Bama as the "Great Communicator" is also starting to wear thin, as a study undertaken by Professors at Northwestern University, noted for their Journalism School, have recently made public.

Professors, quoting two recent Master's Thesis submitted by graduate students, conclusively show that the President's most used word lately is "ah", or sometimes "uh", as he appears confused, or as one student said, "out of body" when trying to talk on topic without a prepared speech.

Insiders note that the President doesn't even order Breakfast in the White House dining room without conferring with his Siamese Twin, Legal Counsel, Greg Craig. A recent example:

O'Bama: I think, ah, I might want the ah, grits....yes, grits, 2 over easy, and some, ah, country ham...Greg, ah, what am I ,ah, ordering here...is this breakfast, ah, am I supposed to eat breakfast on Monday, uh,uh....Greg could you order for me while I go, to ah, the head....ah, Greg, can I ah, go take a leak?

Aides with a background in psychology are also noticing a disturbing pattern emerging with the President's increasing dependence on VP Joe Beiden, a few decades older than the President. O'Bama grew up as a fatherless child in the third World, dependent in his early years on nurturing by his maternal grandmother.

Political by-standers are taking note that Barack's maternal nurturing by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi now seems to be shifting to Beiden, a political weaning, so to speak.

Early in his political studies, the President was known to take short, maternal "Power Naps" with the House Speaker, but aides say he is more apt to spend an hour with the VP and his wife "Jilly" playing parlor games in the White House Library.

Aides say the President has been caught referring to the VP as "my old man", and Biden on more than one occassion has referred to Barack as "My Boy", a term that has pissed off both Rev. Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Sr. and Jr., and Charles Wrangle(sic).

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, says the President is just trying to catch up on the Family Values he missed while growing up as a virtual orphan before catching on to the US entitlement program of free education, scholarships, and playing for pay in Chicago.

O'Bama has been voted MAN OF THE YEAR by Harvard University.

The Wall Street Journal noted that Harvard HAD the richest endowment portfolio of any private college until recently when it lost over $25B to Bernie Nadoff.

Insiders say "they think they may be able to get a Bailout from President O'Bama."

Meanwhile, a Massachusetts Collection Agency says the President is 20 years behind on his payments for his Government Backed Education Loan.

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