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Sunday, 1 February 2009

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Muhammed loves the new leaning minaret of gaza

Islam Prophet sent word through the leaders of Hamas that the more than a thousand dead muslims made Mohammed happy.

The massacre of course is the result of hostile Israeli-Palestinean relations. Hamas won't stop firing rockets into Israel and israel won't stop blockading essential goods from entering Gaza. Hamas law brealer Khalil al Hayeh channeled the great prophet to the 5,000 Gazans who gathered to celebrate the martyrdom:

"Allah told Muhammed and Muhammed told me through a camel driver named Abdullah that he loves bombed houses and mass destruction. Allah says that we won because not ever one is dead and some buildings are not completely destroyed. You should have seen the first conquest of the Holy Land...just read the Bible... it wqasn't pretty bubbalah!"

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