Nairobi, Kenya - (Matanuska Thunderfuck Mess): George Obama, 26 year-old half-brother of the American President, has been arrested for possession of 'a weekend's personal supply' of the local African recreational weed Durban Poison.
"Actually, it was just the usual family weekend weed order," George O explained to his lawyer.
"All the aunts and uncles that went to brother Barack's Inauguration have done nothin' 'cept complain about the lack of decent smoke in the United States since they got back," George O added.
"You'd think Room Service in Washington's Mayflower Hotel would have been briefed properly about the family's personal requirements."
George Obama himself did not attend his august elder brother's Inauguration as the 44th President of the USA, citing extensive commitments in his, er, 'horticultural' business enterprises.
"You know, last time I even saw brother Barack was here in Kenya in 2006.
"We sat down over a few bongs and and he told me about his pipe dream of toppling George W Bush from 'high orifice', hehehe.
"You gonna need to suck a whole lot more ass, Bro," I said to him.
"Shut the fuck up and pass the chillum!" was his only reply.