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Friday, 30 January 2009

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Mother of Octuplets 6 kids outside family's California Knock off T-shirt factory during water break

San Francisco,CA/ Office of Sexual Promiscuity - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi invoked all her vindictive power today to punish a constituent who recently had Octuplets, adding to her existing family of 6 , by sending her back to Bangladesh. Pelosi called the woman "Undemocratic and a threat to party values."

Details concerning the woman are still unfolding, but some alleged facts are filtering out concerning the situation. According to a source in the State Welfare Office, the woman is described as young and living at home with her parents.

Prior to her latest birth experience which was facilitated by implanted embryo's, the apparently SINGLE MOTHER has children aged 7,6,5,3 and a pair of 2 year old twins. According to some very unreliable sources, liaisons with the 6 fathers of her children ended in court findings dissolving the relationships due to "sexual incompatibility."

Aid to Dependent Welfare Mothers in California now stands at $3500 per child, paid monthly, in her case $49,000 per month not including housing, education and health care benefits.

There is also a "bonus Powerball option" that kicks in with any births over 6 children at one time. In this case the Powerball option number of two, entitles the mother to a $3M "stimulus package" paid out of a 20 year annuity or a one time payment of $10,000, after California state taxes are deducted.

Investigators in the Fraud Prevention Bureau are responding to alleged reports the six existing children were all ready hard at work in the family's knock off T-shirt factory located somewhere in a mountain compound in northern California.

In a rare action taken by Pelosi, she refused to listen to impassioned arguments on the woman's behalf by the ACLU and ordered her deported to Bangladesh, without verifying the mother's country of origin.

"Bangladesh, India, Pakistan...what's the F*****difference ," a tight jawed Pelosi allegedly said, "who the F****do you think I am, the Secretary of State? Just get rid of her and those awful kids, they're a drag on our stimulus plan! I told Barry he needed to promote condoms and he refused. Let him deal with this Shit...he can send them to Illinois, for all I care!"

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