Dubai/UAE Plumbing News - The shit has been running non stop down hill in this mega pseudo Disney Land for the Mega Rich and "Look I'm Famous" crowd with announcements that billions of gallons of raw sewerage is being pumped directly into the ocean and then washed up on the beaches!
Sewerage haulers, responsible for taking tourists' waste to the ONE treatment plant miles away, where long lines of waiting trucks could take all day to take just one dump, have found a convenient short cut: dump the waste into storm water run off drains!
British tourists said the stink, along with the sodden toilet paper littering the beach is a real turn off, " We don't even think about having sex out here anymore," said Madge Featherstork, from Yeoville, "it's a real turnoff, and to think we paid L1500 for this "Fly & Frig" package we saw on line!"
Modeen Abdullah Armadj, owner of one of the independent transport haulers was tracked down as he was unloading a week's worth of waste from the Cloud 'n Heaven motel chain. Driving a WWII army surplus 18 wheel tanker, with Arabic scrolling on the side, he said the pay was so little, and the ride so far, and the wait so long, it was "just easier" to dump his load in the convenient and already engineered drainage pipes. He said he had no idea where the shit went, saying "only Allah knows...and I trust his judgement!"
Modeen pointed proudly to his truck, saying he had saved 24 years in order to buy it and go into business for himself, and proudly offered a business card with the same Arabic lettering that was on the truck. When asked for a translation he said proudly, "Your Shit Is My Bread and Butter", which also appears on his web site and MyFace advertisement, literally translated.
When O'Bama's ambassador showed up unexpectedly, there was some heated discussion over copyright laws when Mr. Gore got the translation from Modeen's truck, Gore implying that he had stolen it from his GO Daddy designed web page that has turned him some $100B.
Gore said the sights and smells where a real problem and threatened world peace in the region. "I can't wait to tell Barry and see Hillary's face when he turns this shit over to her!"
Meanwhile the Dubai chamber of commerce was in an uproar demanding an immediate cleanup. Near a heart attack the chamber president screamed, "you'd better get this shit out of here before Sir Duncan Whitehead hears about it, or we'll never hear the end of it!"